While browsing instagram/etsy/the internet, I keep seeing these ultra-simple, instant download nursery art printables that say things like "Be Brave" and "dream big, little one" in a trendy "hipster" font. Occasionally, the text is adorned with simple graphics like arrows.
Why are people paying $5 to download a picture of two words in a font that is free to download? Babies can't even read.
I created some designs of my own to mock this cliché decor, each using a phrase from best-selling nursery instant-download printables. And, if you do not know how to use a word processor to create your own nursery art in a trendy typeface (hint: type "free hipster font" into google), you can purchase instant high-resolution 8x10 printable downloads of my designs at the new Ironic Baby Etsy. Most designs are available in pink or blue for traditional girls and boys, and in black or non-conforming colors for the gender-neutral baby.
You are our greatest adventure, so please don't ruin it for us with the "terrible twos" or teen angst or by being a bad person in general.
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